Greetings, Salutations and Hello. This is my page. You’re welcome to stay a while and browse around. You may even end up enjoying your stay; if you don’t mind fangirlish Batman rants, unsolicited political statements, and a schizophrenic approach to userpics.
I spend most of my time wallowing in self-pity over my perceived weaknesses. Feel free to lend a tissue at any time during the performance.
I’m a geek all grown up, somebody who knows the name of the very first Transformer Shia LeBouf was attacked by in the movie. (You know, the cop car? That would be Barricade.) I get emotional over film montages, the last chapter of The Great Gatsby, Vietnam footage, Canadian seal hunts, abortion, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the song “Falling Slowly” from Once, the death of Heath Ledger, the human condition, people who wear fur, and politics.
I sing like a cat being strangled, dance like an intoxicated hippo, and laugh like a stork. I’m a walking menagerie. I wouldn’t know high fashion if it bit me on the leg; I wear penny loafers with jeans. There is no god but the Internet, and Youtube is it’s prophet.*
I’m a serial faun-o-phile. Wizard People, Dear Reader, and Yugioh The Abridged Series are comedic works of art on par with the Python Troupe and the Marx Brothers. I can duck and dodge and weave and I swear one day I’ll find Nessie.
I also like cats.
*Please don’t let my page be spammed by furious Muslims.
Face Speckles!!!!!