This is the part where I hate my life. Up at 1:54 in the morning, studying for a class that I really shouldn’t have taken in the first place, and have ended up writing more papers for than my freaking English courses. Fail. Utterly. Thus Spake Zarathustra isn’t the ideal thing to take a philosophy final [...]
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Thus Spake Emily: “I Art Pissed.”
Posted in Uncategorized on December 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Because I Fail At Life.
Posted in Uncategorized on December 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
My goodness, I’ve been a terrible blogger these last weeks (months?). Life has been consumed by finals, personal writing at my other blog, and general stuff. But now, my bestest friend in the whole wide world is about to procreate! And I must stalk their baby blog daily. And I shall.
Oh yes…
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged college, dorm complaints, jesus h christ! on October 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Some indescribably moronic individual was keeping a pet king snake on the floor above me. She’d kept the thing under wraps for weeks, but then, in the the time-honored tradition of illicit dorm-bound reptiles everywhere, it escaped. Now the creature is roaming the halls (and possibly the ventilation shafts), searching…searching… endlessly searching for human flesh.
(The fact that [...]
“Left Me Blindly Here To Stand, But Still Not Sleeping…”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged f*** off Cartman!, joy, wedded pandas on October 10, 2008 | 1 Comment »
I’m so excited for this weekend. Like, ridiculously excited. Cat is coming up tomorrow (well, it’s 1:10 am, so I guess its technically today) and I get to show her around campus and stuff. And then Thai food. Praise the Lord on high for Thai food. After that, I go off to Kayle/Kilee’s cabin for [...]
“It’s A Funny World We Live In.” (Baturday #3)
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged baturdays, epic fail, idiotic em on October 5, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
GAH! Bad Emily! I was at music showcase tonight (so college) and I totally forgot about Batuday! EPIC FREAKING FAIL!
I’ve been wanting to share this picture for some time though. I have no idea who drew it, or where it originated. It’s just one of those things that springs full-formed out of the Internet, like Athena [...]
She-LOVE!!!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged random, she-love! on September 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Ha. This is because I have nothing else to post and there’s 20 minutes before my next class. Gotta do something, right? Anyway, I’ve got such an epic girl-crush on Emmy Rossum in this music video. Ignore the fact that the song sounds like the bastard child of Imogen Heap and Enya, and try to [...]
“The Dream Of The Rood”
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged arsty em, linkage on September 30, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
OMG, Emily Photography!
Look!
I’m Going To Try And Pretend I Got To Deliver The Whole Thing.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged emotional fail, wedded pandas, writerly things on September 28, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Here’s the wedding speech I wrote for Chamanda’s wedding. I, uh, didn’t quite get through it.
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Okay, I have a confession to make. And it would probably be best if I got it off my chest before I launch into a heartfelt speech. Because that’s exactly what you want at a wedding, right? Someone who tells [...]
