Some indescribably moronic individual was keeping a pet king snake on the floor above me. She’d kept the thing under wraps for weeks, but then, in the the time-honored tradition of illicit dorm-bound reptiles everywhere, it escaped. Now the creature is roaming the halls (and possibly the ventilation shafts), searching…searching… endlessly searching for human flesh.
(The fact that [...]
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Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged college, dorm complaints, jesus h christ! on October 20, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Seriously?
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged college, dorm complaints on September 8, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Dorm Complaint #34
Whoever you are, stop putting entire rolls of toilet paper in the toilets. Honestly, what kind of idiocy is that? I’m gonna get cabin fever from living with this many people eventually, and when I do, the Toilet Paper Bandit will be first on my shit list. (Unintentional puns FTW!)
Also, my roommate is watching the [...]
