“Nothing Ever Ends, Adrian.”

 

 
*SPOILERS GALORE*
 
Oh. My. God. 
I can’t believe what I’ve just seen. You know that funny feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you’re nervous and delighted at the same time? That. Just…That. I suffered through the entire Scream Awards broadcast on SpikeTV for the sole purpose of seeing the [...]

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“I’d Laugh If It Wasn’t So Pathetic…Ah, What The Heck, I’ll Laugh Anyway!” (Baturday #2)

 
Today on Baturday, I’m going to be talking about ratings. But because I’m a mature young lady, this isn’t going to be a “let Emily rant about how much she freaking hates the MPAA” hour. Instead, we’re going to discuss a particular judgement that said Association passed on a particular movie. Namely, Batman Beyond: Return Of [...]

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“So We Beat On, Boats Against The Current, Borne Back Ceaselessly Into The Past.”

It is a well-established fact that I have no life. Anyone who has ever read this blog is aware of this. So it stands to reason that I would spend my spare time trying to figure out what actors would star in a (good) movie version of my favorite book: The Great Gatsby.
 
Leonardo DiCaprio

Jay Gatsby
“He was [...]

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“I Thought…You Might Be Worried…About The Security…Of Your Shit.”

I’m doing what I rather immaturely call “Oscar Nom Nom Noms” over at my writing blog. It’s basically a run-down of the awards season, starting with Burn After Reading, the first high-profile release of the bunch. 
“You give us the money, dickwad!”

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Tonight’s Entertainment! (Baturday #1)

This blog has been slightly empty as of late. With my darling (and recently hooked in holy matrimony) blogging buddy sailing to parts unknown, I am left alone. The empty pages seem to echo. So I’ve decided to set up a new feature: Batman Saturdays! What are Batman Saturdays, you ask? Basically, it’s a way [...]

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Why Is It Not December? Like, Now?

This. Just…guh. I cannot wait for this movie.
 

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Patron Saints Of Teh Internetz

Today in Art History, my professor clued me into the fact that Saint Catherine of Alexandria is the patron saint of students. Amazing news, right? Now I’ve got someone to pray to before tests. 
 
This got me thinking: there’s pretty much a saint for everything. Why not the Internet? Or different aspects of it, at any [...]

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Me! Me! I Watch The Watchmen!

Ten Reasons The New Watchmen Trailer Rocks (And Two Reasons It Doesn’t)
 
 

 
 
10: The shot of the Two Towers at 35 seconds in. Also President Nixon’s face on the television monitors behind Veit, er, Ozymandius, er…Yeah, I’m just going to use their “superhero” names. Despite the fact I don’t really want to type [...]

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Let’s Rearrange, Shall We?

Due to some recent events (i.e. the wide release of The Dark Knight) I’ve had to rethink my list of favorite movies. Not the whole thing, mind you, just the important bits. The top ten. Behold!
 
10: The Producers (1968 )
“Look at me! I’m wearing a cardboard belt!”
 
9: The Philadelphia Story (1940)
“I’m going crazy. I’m standing here [...]

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“You’re Not Even Related To Him!” (Lost 4×10)

Dear Jack,
Look, I know you’re a very attractive man stuck on an island full of very attractive women. I wish I could be one of those very attractive women, in order to vie for your heroic attentions. However, you can’t keep on dipping your hands in every bowl. A choice must be made. Grab [...]

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